ANTM

There’s nothing like watching America’s Next Top Model.  Thanks to ANTM,  I have learned the right way to walk a catwalk, how to make wrong look so right, how to smile with my eyes, and how to make pretty ugly faces.

 

But now, I am mad at my parents for creating me as a short, eyes too close together and not enough neck kind of girl.

I mean, they totally ruined my chances of ever being on America’s Next Top Model!

Right Aurelia?

Ok, so the Oxygen network has been showing marathons of ANTM, which led me to those incredibly deep thoughts above.

Thats all I have. I am going to eat a pear now.

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